Northern Connecticut Assembly #21 Newsletter for April 2010   page one of three |
 
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Lecture by Alain Choquette
Yes, it can now be revealed that our “Mystery Lecturer” is M. Choquette, the mystifier from Montreal.  For $20, unless you are already a member of the local SAM or IBM, you can join us April 8 for some Canadian conjuring, starting at 7:30 PM, preceded by dinner at 6:00 PM.  And yes, that’s Thursday, April 8th, a date change for this month only.
Minutes of March Meeting 8 March 2010  7:31 PM MI Angelo Chirico called for a moment of silence for our fallen compeer, Bill Smyth.
Adjourned: 7:46PM
Tonight’s theme: Craig Dickson lecture.
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PNP Craig Dickson flourishes for the camera. Bad Magic Jokes
A juggler is sent to hell for his sins.  As he is being taken to his place of eternal torment, he sees a magician doing card tricks for a couple of beautiful women.
"What a rip-off," the juggler muttered.  "I have to roast for all of eternity, and that magician gets to spend his time doing card tricks for beautiful women!" Jabbing the juggler with his pitchfork, Satan snarled: "Who are you to question these women's punishment?"
I knew a magician that was so dumb he thought...
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